DesertBus 10 - Advanced VST Spreadsheet

DesertBus 10 - Day 1
Start TimeEnd TimeEvent TypeDescriptionSubmitter /
Auction Winner
Poster
Event?
Media Link
00:00 00:00 Milestone Desert Bus X starts! --
00:00 00:01 Video/Image Bill memorial video (sound issues, will be restarted) --
00:01 -- Technical Audio Issues with the Bill Video so they restart it --
00:01 00:05 Video/Image Bill video plays again (with sound)
00:05 00:09 Song Opening Hamilton Musical Spoof [✓]
00:11 00:11 Milestone James starts the bus, still can't remember how to name the driver - driver name is Bill --
00:11 -- Driver Shift Change James starts his shift, finally --
00:11 00:12 Discussion Discussion of shifts, what shift is it? Dawnguard --
00:12 00:13 Story Why shift banners are missing --
00:13 00:13 Other James ignores the first Bus Stop, it's a speedrun --
00:13 00:17 Discussion Graham Explains what Desert Bus for Hope is --
00:13 -- Milestone Graham makes the first swear! --
00:17 00:21 Story Kate Watt talks about Bill
00:20 01:13 Drive/Giveaway Donation drive for Portal Lot ($5.27) Elrad --
00:26 00:27 Prank Smash cut to a bleached white skullcam + pinny arcade pin --
00:28 -- Technical The donation total scrolls up this year - Thanks Cori! --
00:28 00:30 Discussion James explains the shift order & names --
00:28 -- Enter/Exit Beej and Alex leave --
00:30 00:36 Plug Graham explains the store items and new posters for the original DBs --
00:36 00:37 Plug Fangamer Shirt --
00:37 00:38 Technical Store backend says pins aren't sold out, but people are being told they are. Try reinstalling windows? --
00:39 00:42 Behind the Scenes Talking about the new lights, shift lighting [✓]
00:42 -- Enter/Exit Bengineering leaves --
00:42 -- Plug Going Over the Portal Lot again --
00:45 00:46 Prank Matt Fails at writing things in the book, is kicked out of the co-pilot chair --
00:46 00:47 Shoutout Shoutout to ClenchEastwood and everyone else who can't watch DB
00:46 00:50 Technical Camera and Location Tour --
00:48 00:49 Other Kate Watt brings Bill's shoes in, to be with the Driver [✓]
00:50 -- Behind the Scenes Boneathan (Skullcam) is introduced --
00:51 00:51 RDP RDP: Gangnam Style - PSY
00:52 00:56 Behind the Scenes The RDP button is explained by Ian and Andrew, 382 songs to start the run
00:56 -- Milestone ^ James hits 10k shift total in less than an hour! --
00:56 00:57 Prank ^ JoJo To Be continued Meme hit
00:56 159:48 Supercut JoJo's To Be Continued Supercut
00:57 -- Discussion Graham explains how to do the JoJo outro prank --
00:58 -- Plug Matt plugs the Portal Lot drive again --
00:59 01:00 Discussion Everyone played Gangnam Style at their weddings --
00:59 01:00 Story Paul talks about the Gangnam duo at the Escapist Expo --
01:01 01:03 Discussion James + Room explains how to Donate --
01:03 01:05 Discussion James + Room explains 12 hour shifts --
01:06 01:12 Plug Silent auction: Desert Bus coat of arms, X-Com brass pendant, Mario tapestry --
01:16 01:18 Discussion Graham updates on Store status --
01:19 01:21 Plug Desert Bus 9 photo book, James licks Andrew's copy --
01:22 01:28 Plug Desert Bus South Mystery Box --
01:28 02:30 Drive/Giveaway Donation drive for Desert Bus South Mystery Box ($6.66) phyxius149 --
01:30 -- Technical Shadowbox falls off of the Driver light, blinds James & Tally --
01:34 01:40 Physical James drives bus upside-down for 5 minutes --
01:34 01:36 Song Room sings Steven Universe intro song
01:40 -- Enter/Exit Graham leaves, Kathleen arrives! --
01:41 01:46 Physical The room must be one-handed for 5 minutes --
01:42 01:48 Quiz Room names as many former WWE champions as possible
01:48 01:51 Plug Desert Bus South giveaway --
01:52 01:54 Skit Kathleen requests a moment of silence for Dolph Ziggler's championship career --
01:54 01:56 Discussion Paul proves that he is the original, not a clone (does he have a belly button?) - Kate doesn't like belly buttons
01:59 02:01 Song Paul and Emily sing "The Man They Call James" (parody of Hero of Canton from Firefly)
02:08 02:19 Auction Live Auction: Desert Bus Crew Playmat (Sold for $1200) I_Am_Clockwork
02:02 -- Milestone $20,000 raised! --
02:00 -- Shift Change Dawnguard makes way for Alpha Flight --
02:05 02:08 Technical Chat is down for the crew --
02:09 02:09 RDP RDP: Go All Night ft. Jennifer Hudson - Gorgon City
02:10 -- Technical Reveal of the new auction lights --
02:15 02:15 Technical Ran out of music during auction --
02:19 02:21 Plug James plugs the DB South giveaway --
02:21 -- The Device The (now British) Device attacks James but James is immune (Lefty mode didn't work) --
02:21 -- Enter/Exit Enter Pika --
02:22 02:23 Technical Jer talks about fixing the app on iPads --
02:23 -- The Device Lefty (still not working) --
02:24 -- Enter/Exit Jer leaves --
02:24 02:25 Plug Jer talks about his a donation goal for his shift, donate to make him play another game with DB --
02:26 02:29 Discussion Kathleen talks about the sequel, Desert Bus X 2
02:29 02:30 Discussion Matt explains the Challenge system --
02:30 02:32 Discussion Kathleen explains the donation/prize system --
02:33 02:33 Prank James explains the prize mines and Kathleen does... things behind him --
02:34 02:36 Song Paul sings "This is why I'm Paul"
02:43 02:44 Physical Staring contest between Kathleen & Tally while balancing skulls on their heads
02:40 Drive/Giveaway DesertBus X haiku challenge for Fangamer TShirt - How astonishing it is that they've made it to Desert Bus 10 Akaiatana --
02:45 02:47 Discussion James talks about different driving styles --
02:47 02:48 Physical Pika does a cartwheel; says "Hi" to chat; shows her tattoos
02:49 02:51 Other James drives on the right --
02:52 02:54 Discussion Serge explains the dangers of too much coffee --
02:55 02:56 Discussion James asks Chat to do Shift Money Math --
02:57 03:11 Other Serge is now driving --
02:57 02:58 RDP RDP: Yakety Sax - Boots Randolph
03:00 03:10 Physical Rock Paper Scissors Tournament- Liz is the new champion (Kathleen immediately beats her)
03:09 03:09 Prank Liz is Wasted by Kathleen in an exhibition match --
03:10 -- Discussion Emily talks about her knitting project for the run, a cowichan sweater --
03:10 03:12 Discussion Emily talks about cowichan knitting style
03:15 03:16 Plug Liz plugs the Magic Duels bundle giveaway --
03:16 04:00 Drive/Giveaway Magic Duels bundle donation drive ($7.77) CloudAmy --
03:18 -- Discussion James explains the concept of a Desert Buck --
03:19 03:25 Song Ian and Tally sing "Farmer Refuted" from Hamilton, followed by Serge singing "You'll Be Back"
03:25 -- Milestone One Desert Buck! ($22805 raised) --
03:25 03:26 RDP RDP: Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
03:27 03:28 Physical Pika and Emily have the most adorable knife fight
03:29 03:34 Story Stories about pronunciation in Canada --
03:35 03:36 Photos Andrew is here to tell us the first batch of photos are up! --
03:36 03:38 Plug James plugs the Magic Duels giveaway and Haiku challenge --
03:38 03:40 The Device The Device (TM) is tested, autopilot works! Other functions... not so much --
03:43 03:48 Story Kathleen explains what she learned in 'Straya
03:42 -- Enter/Exit Paul leaves --
03:48 03:49 Discussion Kathleen gives a brief history of cats
03:49 03:50 Plug James plugs the Magic Duels giveaway and Haiku challenge --
03:51 03:53 Skit Matt (played by Kathleen) explains how to Brainstorm correctly
03:53 -- Enter/Exit Enter Mia --
03:55 03:55 Physical Everyone in the room simultaneously pets James's head --
03:56 04:00 Physical Room plays epic Duck, Duck, Goose. Without really knowing the rules.
04:05 04:06 Skit Kathleen commercial about DesertBus
04:05 -- Physical James wears a tiny crown --
04:07 -- Shoutout James plugs Molly's demo of the Hamilton parody opening --
04:08 04:08 Physical Group hug James --
04:09 04:13 Discussion Interview with 10-year-old James
04:13 04:13 Meltdown Daddy Ashton is broken --
04:14 04:16 Shoutout Ashton talks about DLC cross promotion for Crusader of the Lost Idols --
04:16 05:16 Physical Everyone wears a silly hat for an hour --
04:19 -- Enter/Exit Jamie enters --
04:20 04:25 Physical The First Annual Tap Dancing Competition for People Who Can't Tap Dance [✓]
04:25 04:26 Dance Mia shows us how Tap is done --
04:26 04:27 RDP RDP: Shake Your Rump to the Funk - The Bar-Kays
04:27 -- Crash Andrew crashed the bus, James is now unable to get a point (crash #1 of the run) --
04:28 -- Other Johnny and James talk about the thing, that they're thinking about (the secret thing) --
04:29 04:30 Reading Matt reads the winning Haiku from Kite
04:30 04:35 Plug Pinny Arcade DLC pin, Desert Bus 10th anniversary Jenga set --
04:35 05:35 Drive/Giveaway DB-themed Jenga set ($13.37) CantWearHats --
04:39 -- Milestone $25K Wooooo! Much Donation, Very Charity --
04:40 04:47 Game Jenga game with custom Desert Bus Jenga set, with James and Kathleen doing commentary [✓]
04:47 04:50 Dance James and Matt slow dance to the theme to Coronation Street
04:50 -- Crash James crashes due to the controller being unplugged during a slow dance (crash #2) --
04:50 -- Prank Dark Souls "YOU DIED" overlay --
04:53 04:55 Other Dear Dr. Kathleen --
04:54 -- Game Event Bus Stop! (#1) --
04:55 04:55 Burn! Liz says "UPS Lynx is smalltime" to the chat
04:56 04:57 RDP RDP: Move Your Boogie Body - The Bar-Kays
04:57 -- Plug James plugs the Jenga giveaway --
04:58 05:01 The Device Testing the device again --
05:01 05:04 Discussion James explains what the top 5 lickable magic cards are
05:04 05:06 Skit Richter Hammockslam gives a Desert Bus traffic report
05:09 05:13 Song Ian sings "Always" by Erasure to James
05:08 05:09 Skit Everyone tells James to get on the point with various emotions --
05:16 -- Plug Take another look at the desert bus themed Jenga set in the Bone Zone --
05:17 05:20 Discussion Discussing current and previous Moonbases
05:22 05:24 Skit James is Adam (as if that's a challenge for him)
05:23 05:29 Discussion Which DesertBus Couch was the best couch?
05:31 -- Plug Another look at the DB Jenga --
05:34 05:34 Discussion Chat roll call --
05:35 05:40 Discussion Dear Dr. LRR
05:40 05:47 Plug Silent auctions reminder: Steven Universe lion, altered Lorwyn Planeswalker cards, DB coat of arms, X-Com brass pendant, Mario Tapestry, DB9 Rewind #1 --
05:48 05:50 Discussion What would it cost for a private Desert Bus? --
05:51 05:51 Discussion Kathleen goes into detail about what being a Desert Bus Co-Pilot entails. --
05:51 05:53 RDP RDP: Happy Feet - Al Hudson & The Partners
05:53 05:54 Physical James licks the driver's chair... twice (3/10 on the lickability scale)
05:54 05:55 Physical Ian engages maximum jaunt
05:55 06:31 Drive/Giveaway Steampunk Rally ($5.01) Lorddeox --
05:59 06:00 Skit Kathleen is challenged to use "mouthfeel" in a sentence without it sounding lewd --
06:00 06:04 Discussion Whelp. No other way to say it. Poop talk. (How the Bristol stool scale works)
06:05 06:07 Plug James goes over what is on the LoadingReadyRun Store in support of DesertBus --
06:11 -- Enter/Exit Matt Leaves (for now) --
06:12 06:13 Discussion James explains how the game controls, Kathleen talks about driving in Australia --
06:14 -- Milestone Pins are legit sold out! --
06:16 06:18 Song Ian on Kazoo "Yakety Sax"
06:19 06:23 Discussion Predict the winner of the Junior Eurovision contest
06:23 06:24 Plug James plugs the Steampunk Rally giveaway --
06:26 06:28 Physical People play the improv game Helping Hands but with dancing the Macarena
06:28 -- Prank "You Died" --
06:28 -- Enter/Exit Exit Mia --
06:29 -- Plug James does one final plug for the Steampunk Rally giveaway --
06:33 11:30 Drive/Giveaway Art Challenge: Desert Bus Tattoo design - Prize is a box of Conspiracy: Take the Crown GothicPie --
06:40 06:43 Song Tally and the room serenade Ashley with a Bone Zone parody of "Danger Zone"
06:45 -- Drive/Giveaway Penny Arcade DLC pin giveaway ($8.88) ylegm --
06:48 -- Shame Ticket Johnny spilled soda --
06:50 -- Milestone $30K --
06:50 -- Enter/Exit Enter Heather --
06:50 06:51 Skit Ian has to say "solder" correctly 3 times (he refuses, says "Sodder" instead) --
06:51 06:59 Discussion Pronunciation and spelling talk
06:59 07:00 Skit Angry Zen master Ian asks Kathleen to empty her mind
07:00 07:05 Skit Heather, Cori, and Kate perform Tiny Table Friends from Ghostwatch 2016
07:05 07:07 Plug James plugs the Pinny Arcade giveaway --
07:07 07:10 Plug Silent auction overview --
07:10 -- Plug James talks about his tattoo challenge --
07:11 07:20 Discussion Is a hotdog a sandwich, bathrooms, placentas
07:20 07:20 RDP RDP: Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
07:21 -- Prank Skull Cam note: Don't ever talk to me or my son again --
07:21 07:23 Plug Plugging the Pinny Arcade giveaway --
07:24 07:27 Discussion Talking about tattoos --
07:27 -- Shoutout James promotes Adam's twitch channel (Seabats) --
07:28 07:28 Discussion Pronouncing Magic Characters names like normal people --
07:28 07:36 Skit 14th Century Desert Bus [✓]
07:35 07:36 RDP RDP: Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
07:37 07:40 Plug Plugging the Pinny Arcade lot again --
07:41 07:41 Physical Cori and Pika engage in the Most Serious game of Patty Cake
07:41 -- Game Event Bus Stop #2 (2 in a row) --
07:42 07:47 Discussion Advice from Lady Penelope as translated by her adult minions on how to raise parents
07:47 07:50 Discussion Reminiscing about past Desert Buses and how they don't remember any of them --
07:50 07:51 Skit Pika quotes Holo from Spice and Wolf --
07:52 -- Enter/Exit Tiny human Penelope appears! And then disappears! --
07:53 07:56 Plug Plugging the Pinny Arcade giveaway, James' tattoo challenge, silent auctions --
07:57 08:01 Dance Kathleen leads the room in a rousing round of Caramelldansen
07:58 08:04 Physical Socks-on-hands James --
08:00 -- Shift Change Shift change from Alpha Flight to Night Watch --
08:02 -- Photos Photos from the Hamilton opening --
08:03 -- Enter/Exit Graham enters --
08:04 -- Milestone $30K shift --
08:07 08:11 Plug Uncut foil Kaladesh commons, sweetest pig, Vollan playmat, framed Magic art print --
08:11 08:12 Reading Graham recites the Night Watch Oath (Ankh Morpork City Watch) from Discworld --
08:14 08:19 Game Long Telephone
08:20 08:22 Skit Ian instructs LeeLee on how to build a bomb as if she were a child
08:24 08:32 Discussion The room talks about hand pies and other unexpected differences in food things
08:32 08:33 Story LeeLee begins telling how she got the nickname "Burger"
08:33 08:43 Reading Graham reads RoboRosewater cards as Dave's Spokesman
08:45 08:46 Plug James plugs the Kaladesh uncut sheet giveaway --
08:46 -- Photos 3rd batch of photos uploaded --
08:47 08:48 RDP RDP: Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - Beyonce
08:48 09:04 Plug James' tattoo challenge, LRR store items, silent auctions --
09:06 10:00 Drive/Giveaway Uncut Kaladesh foil commons sheet ($11.11) AnEvilHerbivore --
09:05 09:06 Technical Audio Doubling --
09:09 -- Milestone $40K Shift total --
09:11 -- Milestone $50K --
09:11 09:12 RDP RDP: Superman - Goldfinger
09:15 09:20 Discussion Discussion about accents
09:19 -- Prank The More You Know --
09:22 09:23 Plug Kaladesh sheet giveaway --
09:23 -- Shoutout Graham congratulates Alex and Peter on their wedding --
09:22 09:24 Discussion Discussion about the new things that happen after getting married --
09:25 09:43 Game Magic Card or Metal Band
09:27 -- Milestone James gets a second Desert Buck on his shift --
09:43 09:45 Plug Kaladesh sheet giveaway --
09:45 09:46 Plug Desert bus tattoo art contest --
09:46 09:52 Song Bengineering sings "I Think We're Alone Now" in a dress and heart glasses
09:50 09:52 Discussion Bengineering explains why he just sang a song in a dress --
09:52 -- Milestone $55K! --
09:53 -- Game Event Bugsplat #1 of the run --
09:53 09:54 Skit Dave's Spokesman reads the Litany Against Fear
09:54 09:58 Video/Image Crabcore don't laugh how to make gumbo
09:58 -- Plug Kaladesh sheet giveaway --
10:02 10:03 Plug Desert bus tattoo art contest --
10:04 10:08 Song Thomas serenades James with Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart from Steven Universe
10:09 10:09 RDP RDP: Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
10:10 10:11 Video/Image Steven Universe Cosplay by Thomas and how he met Xavier Woods --
10:12 10:13 Discussion Graham talks about the Sky Dancers from DB9 --
10:13 10:43 Drive/Giveaway Joe Vollan Hand Drawn Playmat ($5.99) Patrick Richardson --
10:18 -- Plug James' tattoo challenge --
10:19 10:23 Video/Image Don't Break Challenge: music video for Dancing in the Streets without music [✓]
10:24 10:27 Plug Tally explains the framed SOI art auction and why it's delayed --
10:27 10:28 Plug Vollan Playmat giveaway --
10:28 10:30 Plug James' Desert Bus tattoo art challenge --
10:30 10:45 Reading Graham and Ian read predictive texts from http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/
10:31 10:31 Prank 56k modem noises --
10:40 10:41 Plug Vollan Playmat giveaway --
10:45 -- Prank Boneathan would love to have sex for pleasure --
10:46 -- Photos 4th batch of photos! --
10:46 10:47 RDP RDP: Short Skirt / Long Jacket - Cake
10:48 -- Dance Pika dances while Ian hambones --
10:49 10:49 Prank Ben pushes his button (Which plays a Random Overwatch Ult sound clip) --
10:51 10:55 Reading Graham reads the Ford Focus manual (predictive text)
10:55 10:58 Plug Silent Auctions reminder: Steven Universe lion, altered Lorwyn Planeswalker cards --
10:56 10:57 Meltdown Graham says the SU lion is needlepointed, to an extent. Matt can't handle it --
10:58 11:03 Skit Ben plugs the Planeswalker cards. The room cannot handle it. [✓]
10:58 11:02 Meltdown The room can't handle Ben's names for the Planeswalker lot. Ian ends up on the floor. --
11:01 -- Meltdown Ashton and Fugi both end up falling out of their chairs --
11:03 11:04 Prank Jojo: Ben strangles Cori --
11:05 11:57 Drive/Giveaway Pig Sweetener Lot giveaway ($9.57) NobodyX1X --
11:09 11:11 Reading Graham reads a "Neil DeGrasse Tyson narration"
11:12 11:17 Reading Graham reads a "recipe for greased casserole with sliced lemon juice"
11:13 -- Milestone $50K Shift total --
11:17 11:20 Plug James sweetens the Pig Sweetener Lot with some Magic cards he opened on TTC --
11:21 11:24 Skit The room becomes symmetrical [✓]
11:28 11:33 Quiz Metal band or Magic Card, The Sequel
11:28 -- Game Event Bus Stop #3 (3 in a row) --
11:34 11:36 Skit Ben tells us what the Gearhulk Magic cards are called
11:38 11:38 Prank Ben pushes his Overwatch ult button: "Dòng zhù, bùxǔ zǒu!" --
11:39 11:44 Discussion The Room tries to remember if they gave the banners away last year or not --
11:43 -- Milestone $60K --
11:44 11:45 Story Carrie successfully drives the bus, to her astonishment --
11:45 11:50 Plug Silent Auctions reminder: SU lion, altered Planeswalker cards, DB9 Rewind, Thorn Hand Cannon --
11:49 11:51 Skit I don't know what this is (Jer setting up for his shift?) --
11:51 11:52 Dance Matt dances to the Wii Mii Channel theme --
11:53 -- Prank Pika elbows Thomas in the head - Ooh whatcha say... --
11:54 11:57 Discussion Ringtones --
11:56 -- Prank YOU DIED --
12:00 -- Driver Shift Change End of James's Shift/Start of Jer's --
12:01 -- Enter/Exit Enter Jer --
12:03 12:05 Story Jer dedicates his shift to Daniel and reveals Dragoncon for Daniel T-Shirt
12:05 12:09 Discussion Jer explains why he is driving with his feet and his shift gimmick (donation challenges to determine what game he plays) --
12:07 13:00 Drive/Giveaway Zelda - Legends of Localization ($5.55 metal gear solid) ($5.56 resident evil) ($5.57 street fighter alpha) Cryptonic --
12:15 13:05 Game Jer plays Titus the Fox --
12:17 12:20 Game Jer shows off Metal Gear Solid for the Gameboy Color --
12:24 -- Technical oWo??? --
12:24 12:26 Reading Predictive text reading of silent auction descriptions
12:26 -- Other Graham's phone rings --
12:29 24:00 Drive/Giveaway Jer plugs the app to talk about his art challenge - iMessage stickers Prize: Darkwing Duck Lot LoraR --
12:34 12:36 Food Jer is given a cheeseburger by the LRR Destiny clan
12:36 -- Discussion Jer asks for a FAQ for titus the fox --
12:38 12:42 Discussion Jer Explains his art challenge for social media and shows off the prize --
12:41 12:41 Crash Jer crashes on the left while playing Titus the Fox (crash #3) --
12:41 12:42 Plug Darkwing Duck Lot for the iOS sticker challenge --
12:42 12:44 Discussion Explaining the current game selection drive challenge --
12:46 -- Enter/Exit A kitty cat enters! (Tall Matt) --
12:48 12:49 Discussion LeeLee relates how the designer for the Aladdin game told her that the second level of a game should be impossible --
12:48 -- Enter/Exit Enter Alex, with Boneathan --
12:49 12:52 Skit Boneathan interrogates the room to find out who impersonated him [✓]
12:53 12:54 Discussion The room discusses censored alcohol references in games --
12:55 12:56 Food Ian feeds Jer some of his burger
12:56 -- Photos New photos! --
12:56 12:57 RDP RDP: Soul Bossa Nova - Quincy Jones
12:57 12:58 Plug Current Game challenge drive --
12:58 13:00 Discussion Talking about old school video game design --
13:00 13:01 Shoutout Thanks to Burgersquad
13:00 -- Technical Fugi overachieves by building a new feature into the backend live even though he was told he didn't need to --
13:08 14:00 Game Jer plays Resident Evil port --
13:05 14:00 Drive/Giveaway Pokemon drive giveaway Destiny Team signed print of the buried city ($7.76 blue) ($7.77 snap) ($7.78 Go) Chaotix --
13:03 -- Poster New poster update - http://vst.ninja/DB10/posters/index.php?version=1 --
13:11 13:14 Meltdown Alex freaks out at Resident Evil Game Boy Color port [✓]
13:14 13:22 Auction Cat Cube Auction (Sold for $1250) chimera8990
13:23 -- Enter/Exit Exit LeeLee and Carrie --
13:25 13:27 Skit Alex explains why millenials are responsible for the lowering quality of removal in MTG
13:29 13:30 Reading Alex and Graham provide voice acting for Resident Evil's "Jill Sandwich" scene
13:31 13:33 Plug Silent Auctions: Destiny Hand Cannon, Pokémon Trio, Nintendo Buttons --
13:33 13:34 Plug Donation Drive: Pokémon Snap leading by a landslide --
13:37 -- Milestone $64K year to date at 13:37 hours bussed --
13:37 13:37 RDP RDP: The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
13:38 13:40 Skit Shadow puppets [✓]
13:41 13:42 Discussion Millenials killed the internet star --
13:44 -- Discussion Waluigi's name --
13:44 13:48 Skit Bro in the life of an indie game developer
13:49 -- Other Alex cheers for YOU DIED --
13:51 13:52 Plug Donation Drive: Pokémon Snap winning by an even bigger landslide --
13:52 13:55 Discussion Discussing the Smoke and Mirrors retail copy and other ancient/rare games --
13:56 -- Enter/Exit EXPERIENCE BEEJ (Beej enters) --
13:57 14:00 Reading Alex reads My Immortal in costume [✓]
14:00 -- Enter/Exit Dix enters --
14:00 -- Shift Change Shift change from Night Watch to Zeta Shift --
14:00 14:02 Song Ian improv covers make a Man Out of You from Mulan
14:02 14:13 Game Pokémon Snap --
14:03 14:04 Dance Banner Change with music mix (Get Ready For This - 2 Unlimited)
14:04 15:00 Drive/Giveaway 15:00 hour game drive Platformer Indies ($6.78 Braid) ($6.79 Limbo) ($6.80 Fez) Prize: Undertale Mugs Harthic --
14:08 14:10 Discussion Andrew explains cameras to Jer --
14:12 -- Enter/Exit Matt Leaves --
14:13 15:00 Game Pokémon: GO (Because snap failed) --
14:14 14:14 Skit Beej and Alex do silly voices
14:16 14:16 Discussion The sins of Pokémon Go, and password entry --
14:16 14:17 Other RYUGA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! --
14:17 14:18 Physical Cushion rotation!
14:18 14:19 RDP RDP: Happy Up there - Röyksopp
14:19 14:20 Discussion Jer Violates the first rule of Pokémon Go, playing while Driving --
14:20 -- Song Some. body. Somesomesomebody. --
14:20 14:20 Prank NO. GOD. NO. PLEASE. NO. --
14:20 14:21 Skit Jer-senpai notices somebody in chat.
14:20 -- Game The Stop Is lured --
14:23 14:24 Discussion Looking at nearby pokemans --
14:24 -- Prank Graham puts a cold can on Ben's neck --
14:24 14:29 Discussion Crafting a new Pokémon for Tucson --
14:26 14:26 Game Jer struggles to catch a Pidgeot --
14:29 14:32 Other Graham takes over the driver seat, while Jer searches for a cable --
14:31 -- Other Dix Assigns Jer a buddy --
14:31 14:35 Plug Talking about the next game for Jer's shift and the mugs --
14:36 -- Technical Jer explains his phone to computer to stream system --
14:36 14:37 Other Beej Purells Graham --
14:38 -- Enter/Exit Exit Graham --
14:38 14:40 Discussion How to submit a challenge --
14:39 -- Enter/Exit Exit Tally --
14:39 14:40 Plug Talking about the next game for Jer's shift and the mugs --
14:40 14:41 Poster The room reacts to the poster --
14:41 14:42 Other Room roll call --
14:42 14:47 M-M-Multi Challenge! Room Reacts to BabyMetal's Karate while Alex reads Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night
14:46 14:50 Discussion Beej explains why an anime he has not seen ("Keijou!!!!!!!!") is the best of the year
14:50 14:50 Physical Beej tries to catch a Pokémon --
14:50 14:52 Discussion Discussing Anime --
14:52 14:54 Plug Talking about the next game for Jer's shift and the mugs --
15:16 15:21 Song Ian & Beej sing "Dusty Road" (a cover of Country Road from the anime Whisper of the Heart)
14:56 14:57 Discussion Discussion of the original title song for Zeta Gundam --
14:57 -- Milestone $65K! --
14:58 14:58 Physical Purell waterfall --
14:58 14:59 Skit Beej vs Alex
15:00 16:00 Game Jer plays Fez --
15:00 15:03 Discussion Room talks about Fez --
15:03 -- Other Beej explains how they don't have a dedicated shipping crew this late at night --
15:03 16:00 Drive/Giveaway 16:00 Game: Rom hacks/Fan Projects ($5.01 Rockman 4) ($5.02 AM2R) ($5.03 Mario Kart ARRR) Prize: Cthulhu Messenger Bag Jaqspur --
15:06 15:08 Plug Cthulhu messenger bag --
15:08 15:10 Discussion Talking about the various 16:00 games --
15:10 -- Other OH NO --
15:13 15:14 Discussion Andrew confused by Fezs name --
15:14 15:22 Physical Alex teaches chat "sweet katana skillz"
15:22 15:23 Discussion Director of whisper of the heart --
15:23 15:24 Crash Jer crashes the bus on the left, Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel plays (crash #4) --
15:25 15:28 Skit Alex and Ian read an X-Files script written by a Markov bot
15:28 15:30 Discussion the room talks about their mornings --
15:30 15:31 Plug Plugging the current drive and prize --
15:31 15:34 Plug Jer's art Challenge --
15:34 15:38 M-M-Multi Challenge! Jer thinks of a polar bear, and the room decides if someone should buy a fax machine --
15:37 -- Photos Photo's until Ben ruined everyone --
15:38 -- Enter/Exit Andrew leaves for the night --
15:38 15:42 Plug Silent auctions --
15:42 15:43 Plug Jer talks about the App, specifically bidding on silent auctions --
15:43 -- Plug Plugging the current drive and prize --
15:45 15:46 Other Beej explains the challenge Jer was asked to perform regarding a polar bear --
15:46 15:52 Discussion The room makes a Magic:The Gathering card together, Jer rates it
15:52 15:57 Discussion Beej picks a Commander 2016 deck, and the room tells him if he's right
15:58 16:00 Physical Beej Purells Jer's Feet --
15:59 -- Enter/Exit Ian leaves for the night --
16:00 17:00 Game Jer plays Mario Kart R --
16:00 17:00 Drive/Giveaway 17:00 Games ($8.76 MTGO Chat Draft) ($8.77 Hearthstone Chat Arena) Prize: From the Vaults Lore That Guy --
16:05 16:08 Discussion Room talks about Mario Kart R --
16:09 -- Physical Alex scuttles --
16:10 16:11 Physical Pika attempts the scuttle
16:10 16:11 Other "WASTED" as Pika collides with Matt --
16:12 16:13 Dance The room dances as a distraction --
16:13 -- Enter/Exit Ian comes back --
16:14 16:16 Dance Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
16:16 -- Enter/Exit Ian Leaves --
16:16 16:16 Physical The scuttling continues --
16:16 16:17 RDP RDP: 22 - Taylor Swift
16:17 16:18 Technical Failing to RDP --
16:18 16:25 Discussion Pika asks the room a slumber party question - If you could choose, what would you dream about tonight
16:20 16:20 Technical RDP misfires with Short Skirt, Long Jacket --
16:25 -- Physical Group hug on Jer --
16:25 16:25 Other Overwatch Ultimate Button - Zarya Ultimate --
16:25 16:28 Physical Alex builds his Summer Car, using the other people in the room as car parts.
16:27 -- Milestone $69,420. Nice. --
16:28 18:28 Physical Pika Rides Matthew --
16:28 -- Enter/Exit Cori goes "Home" --
16:29 16:35 Discussion What kind of animal would each other person would be?
16:34 16:37 Reading Alex explains the levels of Desert Bus Cuils
16:37 16:39 Plug Donation Drive / Game challenge drive - From the Vault Lore --
16:39 16:43 Skit Ben explains the Lore of From the Vault Lore, the Room acts it out
16:42 -- Meltdown Thomas dies at everyone almost dying --
16:42 16:45 Plug Current Game challenge drive --
16:46 16:47 Discussion Jer picks his MTG curse --
16:47 16:55 Skit Beej, as Derek, and Alex, as A-Train, do Green Eggs and Ham
16:54 -- Crash Jer crashes on the left, again (crash #5, 3 for Jer) --
16:55 16:58 Discussion Jer blames his crash on text messages --
16:58 17:00 Discussion "Complaining" about "Millenials" and "Core gamers"
17:00 18:00 Game Jer plays MTGO with a chat draft --
17:02 -- Milestone Hit 70k total --
17:02 17:03 RDP RDP: Pompeii - Bastille
17:03 17:04 Discussion Bastille does their own backing vocals --
17:05 18:00 Drive/Giveaway Edutainment round ($7.13 Mario is Missing) ($7.14 Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego) ($7.15 Donkey Kong jr: Math) Prize Mystic Vale card game MattManx311 --
17:09 17:13 Plug Silent auctions --
17:13 17:16 Discussion Beej explains what can get you banned in DB chat --
17:15 -- Milestone 10k for Jer's shift --
17:17 17:44 Game Chat Draft Begins --
17:28 -- Milestone Reached DB2 total --
17:31 -- Plug Plugging the current drive and prize --
17:45 17:46 Plug Plugging the current drive and prize --
17:46 17:47 Discussion The Carmen Sandiego series --
17:47 18:03 Game MTGO Chat Draft Deck Building and Match --
17:51 17:53 Plug Plugging the current drive and prize --
18:02 19:00 Game Jer plays Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego --
18:04 18:06 Discussion Reminisce about playing MtG --
18:06 19:00 Drive/Giveaway Revenge of the Indigame ($5.06 Sword and Sorcery EP) ($5.07 Bastion) ($5.08 Enter the Gungion) Prize: E-tank Coin Bank No Donor Account --
18:10 -- Technical Jer spills something on his Macbook --
18:10 -- Crash Jer continues crashing on the left, Crash #4 of his shift (crash #6 overall) --
18:11 18:20 M-M-Multi Challenge! Rapid fire challenges
18:12 -- Discussion Ben confirms whether or not residents of Vancouver refer to it as "The Couve" (they don't) --
18:13 -- Physical Everyone pretends they're riding a rollercoaster. Pika falls out and "goes rogue" --
18:14 -- Game Event BUS STOP by Dix (#4, 1 in a row) --
18:15 -- Skit Pika recites a little of the Romeo and Juliet window scene --
18:15 -- Skit Andre recites the Flanders Fields poem --
18:18 -- Discussion Dix explains how to not timeout in MTGO --
18:19 18:20 Discussion "Complaining" about "Millenials" again. Somehow derails into Batman. Which somehow derails into Ethyl and Agnes. --
18:21 -- Physical Patting head and rubbing tummy --
18:22 18:22 Physical Pika does jumping jacks --
18:22 18:24 Discussion The room discusses relations and their states of aliveness --
18:24 18:25 RDP RDP: DARE - Gorillaz
18:25 18:27 Skit Act out the entire plot of The Adventures of Tintin in 60 seconds
18:28 18:29 Discussion Jer explains why he is slightly zonked out --
18:30 18:39 Reading Jer reads the wiki summary of the utterly baffling sequel to Bram Stoker's Dracula, room acts it out
18:39 -- Prank Wasted to end the reading --
18:39 18:42 Discussion Jer explains the book, the reading was from --
18:42 18:43 Plug Plugging current game vote donation drive --
18:44 18:45 Discussion The room explains, to Beej, how to play Magic the Gathering: Puzzle Quest
18:45 18:52 Game Concentrating on ongoing Carmen Sandiego game --
18:51 -- Technical The cable falls out of Jer's laptop --
18:52 18:53 Other People try to read Jer's mind, he was expecting people to have already thought of what he'd thought of --
18:57 -- Enter/Exit Ben goes to sleep, he has to work tomorrow :( --
19:03 20:00 Game Enter the Gungeon --
19:03 20:00 Drive/Giveaway Mario Games ($6.65 Super bro's 3) ($6.66 Super World) ($6.67 Land 2) Prize: DB10 Shirt Arikelle --
19:05 19:07 Plug Art challenge --
19:07 19:10 Plug Silent auctions --
19:14 -- Technical Failed to activate RDP again --
19:14 19:21 Discussion Dear Drs. LRR, Descends into a Harry Potter argument --
19:22 19:27 Game The room plays "Sculptor"
19:27 19:31 Game The room plays "Three things"
19:30 -- Crash Jer crashes on the right for a change (crash #7, 5th crash for Jer) --
19:31 19:34 Plug Current Game challenge drive --
19:36 19:41 Skit Frozen in one minute in five minutes
19:42 19:42 Discussion Alex talks about Battle Angel Alita
19:43 19:45 Reading Beej reads a DB version of If— by Kipling
19:46 -- Meltdown Jer loses it, ever so slightly. He's QWOPing balls on the inside. --
19:47 19:50 Plug current Driver game Drive update --
19:49 -- Enter/Exit A Paul arrives --
19:49 19:54 Discussion Jer talks about his experiences playing two games at once so far with Paul --
19:54 19:56 Discussion The room talks about their terrible crash record so far --
19:56 19:57 Dance Slow Dance to Thomas and Friends theme
19:59 20:00 Physical Dix gives Jer a COMPLETELY NORMAL shoulder massage --
20:00 -- Shift Change Shift change from Zeta Shift to Dawnguard --
20:01 -- Enter/Exit James hovers not quite off-camera --
20:01 20:01 Story Jer talks about how he broke his bottom --
20:02 21:00 Game Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins --
20:03 -- Enter/Exit Exit Alex, Dix --
20:04 20:04 Discussion More talking about how Jer is a crash machine and his gimmick was a terrible idea --
20:05 21:02 Technical No sound from Jer's laptop (seems like it was only the GB emulator) --
20:05 20:09 Discussion Jer recaps his shift --
20:09 -- Crash Jer's crashes start coming and they don't stop coming (#8, 6th for Jer) --
20:12 21:00 Drive/Giveaway RPGs ($5.23 Baldur's Gate) ($7.87 Diablo 2) ($10.31 Final Fantasy 2) Prize: Big Bag O' Dice Hugh_Munculus --
20:14 -- Crash Fed to the rules and that's seven crashes running (#9, 7th for Jer) --
20:23 20:23 Song Serge leads the room in the Dawnguard song
20:25 -- Prank YOU DIED --
20:25 20:27 Discussion Predicting the week's football games --
20:27 20:32 Plug Which game / bag of dice giveaway --
20:32 20:37 Discussion Discussion of Mario, Wario, and Mario's vanity --
20:37 20:43 Plug Silent auctions --
20:44 20:48 Plug Big Bag O' Dice / game choice --
20:48 20:52 Discussion What are your favorite bird species? --
20:53 20:54 Physical The room builds a pillow fort [✓]
20:58 21:01 Skit Serge, Beej, and Andre attempt to say "Toy Boat" 10 times fast
21:06 22:01 Drive/Giveaway Puzzle Games ($5.33 Threes) ($5.34 Tetris) ($5.35 Antichamber) Prize: Custom Cookies MadTheorist --
21:10 21:10 Discussion Explaining the lickability scale: 1-10 Turners
21:11 21:22 Discussion Chat-Sourcing a Baldur's Gate Character - Kate Anna
21:22 21:25 Plug Donation Challenge - Puzzle Games, Art Challenge --
21:25 21:40 Game Jer Tries to Steal a Gem in Baldur's Gate
21:40 21:45 Plug Puzzle Game choice / Donation Drive for Cookies --
21:46 21:51 Discussion What would Paul do if he was Graham for an hour
21:51 21:52 Physical Andre does Push Ups, $1 per 2, does 30 total for $15. Pika attempts to do a pushup.
21:52 -- Plug Donation Drive, James really wants Tetris --
21:53 -- Enter/Exit Enter the Social Media Team (Jamie, Tara and Dan) and Exit Pika --
21:56 21:58 Plug James previews Jer's final giveaway, a box of Eternal Masters --
21:58 21:59 Discussion Tara explains how sprinkles would make Desert Bus better [✓]
22:01 22:02 Game Jer switches over to AntiChamber --
22:02 23:02 Drive/Giveaway Jer's Games ($10.01 Mega Man X) ($10.02 Turtles In Time) ($10.03 Castlevania) Prize: Box of Eternal Masters ValenLock --
22:04 -- Enter/Exit Exit Thomas --
22:05 22:06 Other The room is entranced by the game Jer is playing --
22:06 22:39 🏈 Sports Prediction 🥌 Predicting this weekend's NFL games based purely on the team names. Results: 6 correct, 7 incorrect, 0 exact scores
22:08 -- Discussion ^ Chiefs vs Panthers: Panthers by 3 [Actual Result: Chiefs: 20, Panthers: 17; Incorrect, score off by -6] --
22:09 -- Discussion ^ Broncos vs Saints: Saints by 6 [Actual Result: Broncos: 25, Saints: 23; Incorrect, score off by -8] --
22:11 -- Discussion ^ Rams vs Jets: Jets by 20 [Actual Result: Rams: 9, Jets 6; Incorrect, score off by -23] --
22:14 -- Discussion ^ Packers vs Titans: Titans by 10 [Actual Result: Packers: 25, Titans: 47, Correct, score off by -12] --
22:16 -- Discussion ^ Falcons vs Eagles: Eagles by 14 [Actual Result: Falcons: 15, Eagles: 24; Correct, score off by -5] --
22:19 -- Discussion ^ VIkings vs Washington: Vikings by 9 [Actual Result: Vikings: 20, Redskins: 26; Incorrect, score off by -15] --
22:19 -- Discussion ^ Texans vs Jaguars: Texans by 1 [Actual Result: Texans: 24, Jaguars: 21; Correct, score off by +2] --
22:21 -- Discussion ^ Bears vs Buccaneers: Bears by 14 [Actual Result: Bears: 10, Buccaneers: 36; Incorrect, score off by -30] --
22:21 22:21 Milestone $20k in Jer's Shift --
22:25 -- Discussion ^ Dolphins vs Chargers: Dolphins by 8 [Actual Result: Dolphins: 31, Chargers: 24; Correct, score off by +1] --
22:26 -- Discussion ^ 49ers vs Cardinals: 49ers by 9 [Actual Result: 49ers: 20, Cardinals: 23; Incorrect, score off by -12] --
22:28 -- Discussion ^ Cowboys vs Steelers: Steelers by 4 [Actual Result: Cowboys: 35, Steelers: 30; Incorrect, score off by -9] --
22:29 -- Discussion ^ Seahawks vs Patriots: Seahawks by 6 [Actual Result: Seahawks: 31, Patriots: 24; Correct, score off by -1] --
22:32 -- Discussion ^ Bengals vs Giants: Giants by 12 [Actual Results: Bengals: 20, Giants: 21; Correct, score off by -11] --
22:34 Plug James goes over the final drive of Jer's shift again --
22:39 22:42 Discussion Paul asks Jer to explain the game he is currently playing (Antichamber). Jer can't, so Andre does.
22:42 22:43 Physical The room builds a Human Period. (phrasing)
22:44 22:46 Discussion A Navy sailor challenges them to make a video summing up Desert bus
22:46 22:51 Discussion Jer tries to explain "What is THAC0?"
22:51 22:56 Plug Donation Drive --
23:00 23:02 Quiz Jamie gives as many US facts as she can in a minute, which turns into facts about Washington geology
23:05 -- Enter/Exit Andre leaves --
23:09 Plug Silent Auctions Rundown --
23:10 -- Enter/Exit Enter Ashley --
23:17 23:18 Plug Jer's sticker challenge --
23:18 -- Crash Did it make sense not to crash for fun? (#10, 8th for Jer) --
23:20 23:24 Discussion Talk about Mega Man X, Bosses, and Why Jer likes it
23:26 23:29 Discussion Paul tells his favorite "Whole Story" video moment
23:30 23:32 Discussion James -- What is the Lickability Factor of each of the previous Desert Busses
23:31 23:32 Discussion Jer's strategy for MegaMan X is detailed.
23:33 23:38 Song Emily sings "Beauty and the Beej" while Beej and Jamie dance
23:40 23:48 Skit Beej explains layers to the chat
23:46 -- Crash The crashes weren't smart and the idea was dumb (#11, 9th for Jer) --
23:48 23:49 Story Beej tells us about his first Mythic in Magic Puzzle Quest
23:50 -- Crash So much to play so much to do, so what's wrong with crashing the bus too! (#12, 10th for Jer) --
23:52 23:58 Song Paul sings Barrett's Privateers with the room on backup
23:54 -- Crash You'll never crash if you don't go (#13, 11th for Jer) --